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Old 12 January 2024, 05:28 AM   #1
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A fisherman lived alone on a remote island. One morning he stumbled across a lamp that had washed up. He rubs it and out pops and genie who agrees to grant him one wish.

The man tells the genie "it's very lonely here and if I just had a 20 mile bridge to mainland I could have visitors and never be lonely again"

The genie explains the size and complexity of the wish is just too much to reasonably grant the man. "Tell me any other wish you have," asked the genie.

"Then I'd like a Rolex Daytona from an AD," said the fisherman.

"Ok.. how many lanes would you like your bridge to have?" replied the genie.
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Old 12 January 2024, 05:36 AM   #2
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Old 12 January 2024, 06:33 AM   #3
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Old 12 January 2024, 07:16 AM   #4
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A fisherman lived alone on a remote island. One morning he stumbled across a lamp that had washed up. He rubs it and out pops and genie who agrees to grant him one wish.

The man tells the genie "it's very lonely here and if I just had a 20 mile bridge to mainland I could have visitors and never be lonely again"

The genie explains the size and complexity of the wish is just too much to reasonably grant the man. "Tell me any other wish you have," asked the genie.

"Then I'd like a Rolex Daytona from an AD," said the fisherman.

"Ok.. how many lanes would you like your bridge to have?" replied the genie.




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My wife liked that one.
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Old 12 January 2024, 10:37 PM   #6
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Old 13 January 2024, 08:57 AM   #7
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