The alligator

[mailman]

A Cajun walks into a bar with
> A pet alligator by his side.
>
> He puts the alligator up on the bar.
> He turns to the astonished patrons.
> "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.
>
> Then the gator will close his
> Mouth for one minute.
>
> "Then he'll open his mouth
> And I'll remove my unit unscathed.
> In return for witnessing this
> Spectacle,
> Each of you will buy me a drink."
>
> The crowd murmured their approval.
> The man stood up on the bar,
> Dropped his trousers,
> And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
>
> The gator closed his mouth
> As the crowd gasped.
> After a minute,
> The man grabbed a beer
> bottle and smacked the
> Alligator hard on the top of
> its head.
>
> The gator opened his mouth
> And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
>
> The crowd cheered,
> And the first of his free
> Drinks were delivered.

> The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
>
> A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
>
> A Blonde woman timidly
> Spoke up..........
> "I'll try it -
> Just don't hit me so hard
> with the beer bottle!"

[JJ Irani]

[padi56]

[C.J.]

Good girl