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Old 16 September 2009, 12:19 AM   #1
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Traveling salesman.

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's
opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one
hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked
under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"

Little boy: "What the f**k do you think?"
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Old 16 September 2009, 12:26 AM   #2
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Old 16 September 2009, 01:40 AM   #3
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Old 16 September 2009, 04:27 AM   #5
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Old 16 September 2009, 05:40 PM   #6
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Old 16 September 2009, 07:14 PM   #7
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Old 16 September 2009, 07:53 PM   #8
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hahahaha nice!
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Old 18 September 2009, 08:57 PM   #9
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Old 19 September 2009, 12:24 AM   #10
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Old 21 September 2009, 03:58 AM   #11
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Old 21 September 2009, 04:04 AM   #12
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I hope it wasn't the top shelf Whiskey & a Cuban!!
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Old 22 September 2009, 01:44 PM   #13
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Thats funny very nice
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Old 22 September 2009, 01:48 PM   #14
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Very good!!!
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