Calories burned during sex

[figbo]

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.....................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................. 8 Calories
With one hand...................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.......................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary........................................ .....12 Calories
69 lying down.......................................78 Calories
69 standing up....................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real.............................................. 112 Calories
Fake...........................................1,3 15 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately..........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION : If you are:
20-29 years........................................36 Calories
30-39 years........................................80 Calories
40-49 years.......................................124 Calories
50-59 years.................... .. ............1,972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories
70 and over........................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly..........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.......................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
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[sexner]

[Harvey58]

very funny!!!

[JJ Irani]

[SubmarinerMan]

[idk01]

[limbo]

[steelers]

[icnbne]

:l ol:

[Rebel]

[Latrodectus]

:chuckle :

[onkyo]

[Lion]

Very funny!!!

[Rolexitis]

[Bebot]

With you wife knocking at the door......13,521 Calories

[Ultraman]

[cody p]

that was good!!!