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14 September 2005, 08:11 PM | #1 |
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The Awkward Sunburn.
To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.
Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blond, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blond showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, the young man’s sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief. The blond, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blond exclaimed, "So that’s how you load those things!"
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