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Uncle-AJ · 15 September 2005, 03:06 AM

After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple (people who live in Liverpool) decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner London, Newcastle, anywhere in Wales, New Zealand, the USA and Canada.

padi56 · 15 September 2005, 03:26 AM

No Adrian thats for Rednecks only.

JJ Irani · 15 September 2005, 04:31 AM

LMAO!!

but you missed out Australia and India.

Uncle-AJ · 15 September 2005, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

LMAO!!

but you missed out Australia and India.

I didn't know if they had fireworks.

Seadweller · 15 September 2005, 05:46 AM

Now that's gotta hurt !

JJ Irani · 15 September 2005, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I didn't know if they had fireworks.

LOL! Just ask Suhail about Indian fireworks during "Diwali" - the Hindu festival of lights!!

AJC · 15 September 2005, 09:06 AM

dman · 15 September 2005, 12:15 PM

Ouch!!

Rockrolex · 15 September 2005, 10:48 PM

LMAO.

15 September 2005, 03:06 AM	#1
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	The chop After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple (people who live in Liverpool) decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner London, Newcastle, anywhere in Wales, New Zealand, the USA and Canada. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

15 September 2005, 03:26 AM	#2
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15 September 2005, 04:31 AM	#3
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15 September 2005, 10:48 PM	#9
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