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Goodwatch · 4 December 2006, 05:48 AM

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

"Very well," replied Saint Peter. "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

"Very well," replied Saint Peter. "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

Prince · 4 December 2006, 05:50 AM

Well??? Did he get to pass through the pearly gates??? The suspense is killing me!!!

mailman · 4 December 2006, 07:32 PM

astcell · 4 December 2006, 08:46 PM

I sent that joke to my girlfriend, Carol. She has not written back.

Prince · 4 December 2006, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by astcell

I sent that joke to my girlfriend, Carol. She has not written back.

You're not holding your breath, are you Robert?

astcell · 4 December 2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Prince

You're not holding your breath, are you Robert?

She's probably just....counting her panties.

JJ Irani · 5 December 2006, 05:00 AM

...at the joke and the comments!!

4 December 2006, 05:48 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Christmas symbols Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "Very well," replied Saint Peter. "You may pass through the pearly gates." The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." "Very well," replied Saint Peter. "You may pass through the pearly gates." The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols". __________________ Member# 127

4 December 2006, 05:50 AM	#2
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	Well??? Did he get to pass through the pearly gates??? The suspense is killing me!!! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

4 December 2006, 07:32 PM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

5 December 2006, 05:00 AM	#7
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	...at the joke and the comments!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

4 December 2006, 08:46 PM	#4
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	I sent that joke to my girlfriend, Carol. She has not written back.

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