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padi56 · 16 September 2005, 06:24 PM

An elderly British anthropologist wanders through a reservation of American natives to explore. Suddenly she meets a native with 1 feather in his head band.

She asks: "Oh, what is this feather for?"

The native answers: "I big warrior, I have sex with 1 woman."

She continues her exploration, when she meets a native with 2 feathers in his head band. She can think of the meaning, but in the interest of precision, she asks: "Oh, what are those two feathers for?"

The answer is: "I very big warrior. I have sex with 2 women."

As she walks on, she meets another native with helluva lot feathers in his head band. She asks: "Oh, what are all these feathers for?"

The native answers proudly: "I chief of big warriors. I have every woman."

The lady blushes and sighs: "Oh, dear.."

Chief: "No, not have sex with deer, ars# too high, runs too fast!"

Seadweller · 16 September 2005, 07:22 PM

JJ Irani · 16 September 2005, 08:43 PM

AJC · 16 September 2005, 08:48 PM

padi56 · 17 September 2005, 07:37 PM

16 September 2005, 06:24 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	American natives. An elderly British anthropologist wanders through a reservation of American natives to explore. Suddenly she meets a native with 1 feather in his head band. She asks: "Oh, what is this feather for?" The native answers: "I big warrior, I have sex with 1 woman." She continues her exploration, when she meets a native with 2 feathers in his head band. She can think of the meaning, but in the interest of precision, she asks: "Oh, what are those two feathers for?" The answer is: "I very big warrior. I have sex with 2 women." As she walks on, she meets another native with helluva lot feathers in his head band. She asks: "Oh, what are all these feathers for?" The native answers proudly: "I chief of big warriors. I have every woman." The lady blushes and sighs: "Oh, dear.." Chief: "No, not have sex with deer, ars# too high, runs too fast!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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17 September 2005, 07:37 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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