Bottle of Wine (One for the Ladies)

[baldyspoon]

A woman and man are involved in car accident on a snowy morning, it's a bad one both of their cars are totally demolished. But amazingly neither of them is hurt, God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says so youre a man thats interesting, I'm a woman. Wow just look at our cars there's nothing left, but we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should be friends, and live in peace for the rest of our lives. Flattered the man replies oh yes I agree completely this must be a sign from God, but your still at fault women shouldn't be allowed to drive.

The woman continues and says look at this here's another miracle my car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.

She hands the bottle to the man and he nods his head in agreement opens it and drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man, the man asks aren't you having any. The woman replies no I'll just wait for the police to arrive.

SO WHATS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY

Women are clever evil bitches, so don't mess with them.

[JJ Irani]

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[idk01]

[Lion]

Yikes!!!