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idk01 · 29 January 2010, 05:00 PM

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,'YOU CAN BE THE
MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced....."From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
kind of s*x that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I
can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"

The wife replied ................. 'The f*ckin' funeral director would be
my first guess.'

JJ Irani · 30 January 2010, 03:57 AM

Lion · 30 January 2010, 12:21 PM

Very funny!!!

dalip · 30 January 2010, 12:39 PM

1000ftSub · 30 January 2010, 12:45 PM

29 January 2010, 05:00 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Man of the House The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced....."From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sx that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied ................. 'The fckin' funeral director would be my first guess.' __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

30 January 2010, 03:57 AM	#2
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30 January 2010, 12:21 PM	#3
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

30 January 2010, 12:39 PM	#4
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