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padi56 · 29 January 2007, 01:48 AM

A guy was running for an elevator and he stuck his hand in to stop the doors, and the doors opened. Inside stood a blond. He said, "Good morning, which floor are you going to?" She responded, "3rd floor." He pushed the 3rd floor button, plus the 5th floor for himself.

As the elevator started moving the gentleman struck up a conversation and asked the blond where she was going. She said, "I'm going to the blood bank on the 3rd floor; I donate blood once a week for £10 to supplement my income." Then she asked the gentleman where he was going. He responded, "I'm going to the sperm bank on the 5th floor; I donate sperm there once a week for £50 to supplement my income".

The next week the same scenario happens. He stopped the elevator doors with his hand, the doors opened and the blond was standing inside. He smiled and greeted her and asked if she was going to the 3rd floor? The lady responded in a garbled tone (as if she had something in her mouth), "No 5th floor first."

JJ Irani · 29 January 2007, 05:25 AM

mailman · 29 January 2007, 06:34 AM

President · 29 January 2007, 07:41 AM

Haha!

29 January 2007, 01:48 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Blood Bank. A guy was running for an elevator and he stuck his hand in to stop the doors, and the doors opened. Inside stood a blond. He said, "Good morning, which floor are you going to?" She responded, "3rd floor." He pushed the 3rd floor button, plus the 5th floor for himself. As the elevator started moving the gentleman struck up a conversation and asked the blond where she was going. She said, "I'm going to the blood bank on the 3rd floor; I donate blood once a week for £10 to supplement my income." Then she asked the gentleman where he was going. He responded, "I'm going to the sperm bank on the 5th floor; I donate sperm there once a week for £50 to supplement my income". The next week the same scenario happens. He stopped the elevator doors with his hand, the doors opened and the blond was standing inside. He smiled and greeted her and asked if she was going to the 3rd floor? The lady responded in a garbled tone (as if she had something in her mouth), "No 5th floor first." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

29 January 2007, 05:25 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

29 January 2007, 06:34 AM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

29 January 2007, 07:41 AM	#4
President Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: M.Thatcher MP Location: Le Locle Watch: Bear Grylls Posts: 2,913	Haha!

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