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idk01 · 27 February 2010, 12:41 AM

Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he can
tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Well now,
Paddy, we Irish can use four things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself
Virginity Test Kit.... a paint brush, a small can of red paint, a small can
of blue paint, and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Well, glory be to God, I've never heard of that, and what do I
do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you
paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue . And if she says,
"That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see..."

You hit her with the shovel.

marshallr47 · 27 February 2010, 12:57 AM

Good one!

rfknauss · 27 February 2010, 11:46 AM

:r ofl:

Bisquitlips · 27 February 2010, 12:23 PM

Safetrends · 27 February 2010, 12:34 PM

AWATCH · 27 February 2010, 12:38 PM

sleddog · 27 February 2010, 02:34 PM

swatty · 27 February 2010, 02:37 PM

chrislkb · 27 February 2010, 06:41 PM

The fun never ends in TRF!!!

Lion · 27 February 2010, 06:43 PM

Rofl.....

JJ Irani · 28 February 2010, 05:10 AM

JUSTROLEXES · 1 March 2010, 10:52 AM

toph · 1 March 2010, 11:52 AM

Rolesor · 2 March 2010, 02:33 AM

lol wowzas

2th Dr · 12 March 2010, 08:13 AM

Lol!!!

27 February 2010, 12:41 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he can tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Well now, Paddy, we Irish can use four things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit.... a paint brush, a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint, and a shovel." Paddy asks, "Well, glory be to God, I've never heard of that, and what do I do with these things, doctor?" The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue . And if she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see..." You hit her with the shovel. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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