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limbo · 20 March 2010, 06:48 AM

Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
You can never be pregnant
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
You can wear NO shirt to a water park
Car mechanics tell you the truth
The world is your urinal
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
Same work, more pay
Wrinkles add character
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet
One mood all the time
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
A 5-day vacation requires two suitcases for a mature man
You can open all your own jars
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You almost never have strap problems in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
Everything on your face stays its original colour
The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades
You only have to shave your face and neck
You can play with toys all your life
One wallet and one pair of shoes - one colour for all seasons
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You can do your nails with a pocket knife
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
Chocolate is just another snack.

JJ Irani · 20 March 2010, 06:59 AM

Safetrends · 20 March 2010, 07:09 AM

Excellent and BTW she ownes the closet.

sleddog · 20 March 2010, 09:01 AM

Kapture1 · 20 March 2010, 10:28 AM

So true

1000ftSub · 20 March 2010, 10:30 AM

ha ha i love it!

ParisDakarBmw · 20 March 2010, 10:56 AM

rfknauss · 20 March 2010, 12:17 PM

Vincent, love it!

swatty · 20 March 2010, 12:20 PM

:r ofl:

figbo · 20 March 2010, 01:31 PM

Classic!

:rofl :

Dr. Robert · 20 March 2010, 03:09 PM

chrislkb · 20 March 2010, 06:02 PM

AJC · 20 March 2010, 10:09 PM

you forgot that you can scratch your crotch in public.......

idk01 · 20 March 2010, 10:34 PM

Best damn list of all time

Lion · 21 March 2010, 12:58 PM

How appropriately.....

20 March 2010, 06:48 AM	#1
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Why Men Are Never Depressed Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves You can never be pregnant You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park You can wear NO shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell you the truth The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase A 5-day vacation requires two suitcases for a mature man You can open all your own jars If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack Three pairs of shoes are more than enough You almost never have strap problems in public You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes Everything on your face stays its original colour The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades You only have to shave your face and neck You can play with toys all your life One wallet and one pair of shoes - one colour for all seasons You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look You can do your nails with a pocket knife You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes Chocolate is just another snack.

20 March 2010, 06:59 AM	#2
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20 March 2010, 09:01 AM	#4
sleddog TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Rob Location: Nearby. Posts: 24,931	__________________ He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!! TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..

20 March 2010, 10:28 AM	#5
Kapture1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: Matt Location: Flint, MI Watch: Ω 3570.50.00 Posts: 2,058	So true __________________ Miss you JJ Wash out this tired notion that the best is yet to come

20 March 2010, 12:17 PM	#8
rfknauss 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Richard Location: Macungie, PA Watch: 5513 Sub, LV Sub Posts: 14,497	Vincent, love it! __________________ *"Few things in life give man as great a pleasure as wearing a Rolex!"* TRF's "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Patron

20 March 2010, 07:09 AM	#3
Safetrends Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: David Walz Location: San Diego CA USA Watch: my hand. :) Posts: 9,156	Excellent and BTW she ownes the closet.

20 March 2010, 10:30 AM	#6
1000ftSub "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: Mike Location: Orlando Posts: 2,471	ha ha i love it!

20 March 2010, 10:56 AM	#7
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20 March 2010, 12:20 PM	#9
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	:r ofl:

20 March 2010, 01:31 PM	#10
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Classic!:rofl : __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

20 March 2010, 03:09 PM	#11
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20 March 2010, 06:02 PM	#12
chrislkb "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Christopher Location: Singapore Watch: out kiddo! Posts: 1,033	__________________ Viva La Rolex

20 March 2010, 10:09 PM	#13
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	you forgot that you can scratch your crotch in public.......

20 March 2010, 10:34 PM	#14
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Best damn list of all time __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

21 March 2010, 12:58 PM	#15
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	How appropriately..... __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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