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27 March 2010, 12:31 AM | #1 |
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Frozen To Death.
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, `It`s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?` He says, `O. K., Get in the car with it.` `Where shall I put it to get it warm?` He says, `Put it in between your legs. It`s nice and warm there. `But what about the smell?` `Just hold its little nose.` The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
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Oh no.......!
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Very funny!!!
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Very Funny indeed!
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Oh my!??!??
Why would she have to........?? Oh! Yes! Now I get..... Oh my!!!!!!
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OH MY GOODNESS! This is so bad! lol
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