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Ck8 · 10 April 2010, 04:17 AM

Childbirth at 65

Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

figbo · 10 April 2010, 04:40 AM

JJ and her would make an awesome couple!

JJ Irani · 10 April 2010, 05:09 AM

limbo · 10 April 2010, 05:44 AM

Lion · 11 April 2010, 12:19 AM

Very funny!!!

chrislkb · 11 April 2010, 01:35 PM

idk01 · 12 April 2010, 01:06 AM

onkyo · 12 April 2010, 01:54 AM

Chipmunk · 12 April 2010, 07:10 AM

:c huckle:

rfknauss · 12 April 2010, 08:24 AM

10 April 2010, 04:17 AM	#1
Ck8 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Mark 哥 Location: UK Posts: 860	Childbirth at 65 Childbirth at 65 Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!! With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?' 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!' __________________ I like wonton noodles soup - Mark 哥

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