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12 April 2010, 10:46 PM
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The preacher's salary!
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation
that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation,... No one wanted him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children"! The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the Preacher will stay on here I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children"! More sighs and loud applause. Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, ..... I will give him sex"! There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks, "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that"? Sadie's 90-year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said," ........ "Screw the Preacher"! Isn't senility wonderful?
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12 April 2010, 11:16 PM
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12 April 2010, 11:28 PM
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13 April 2010, 12:46 AM
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Very funny!!!
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13 April 2010, 05:09 AM
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13 April 2010, 06:09 AM
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13 April 2010, 06:25 AM
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13 April 2010, 07:35 AM
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Wow! Nice indeed!
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13 April 2010, 08:29 AM
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13 April 2010, 08:47 AM
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13 April 2010, 08:52 AM
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:rofl :
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13 April 2010, 09:43 AM
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13 April 2010, 10:56 PM
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I hurt myself laughing...
That was good... Thanks... |
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