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17 April 2010, 10:49 AM
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A lady goes to her parish priest one day & tells him...Fr. O'Brian, I have a problem...I have 2 female parrots but they only know how to say 1 thing.
What do they say asks Fr. O'Brian They say....hi we're hookers, do you want to have some fun? That's terrible...but I may have a solution, he says I have 2 male parrots I have taught to pray & read the bible. We'll put your parrots in the cage & my parrots can teach your parrots to pray & they will stop saying that phrase! Female parrots are brought over...and put in the cage with the 2 male parrots, Francis & Peter who are praying the rosary. After a few minutes the female parrots cry out in unison...Hi we're hookers, do you want to have some fun? Suddenly one male parrot looks over at the other male & says...put the beads away Frank, our prayers are answered. |
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17 April 2010, 11:20 AM
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17 April 2010, 03:15 PM
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Good one!!!
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17 April 2010, 03:28 PM
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18 April 2010, 06:05 AM
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18 April 2010, 07:48 AM
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18 April 2010, 01:47 PM
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Very good!!!
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19 April 2010, 12:44 AM
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19 April 2010, 01:57 AM
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19 April 2010, 04:48 PM
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20 April 2010, 12:12 AM
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