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Old 17 April 2010, 12:13 AM   #1
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92 year old

Subject: 92 year old
An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth.


He spoke to his toes. Hello toes! he said. How are you? You know,
you are 92 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked on the
park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed
on the dance
Floor? Happy Birthday toes!




Hello, knees, he continued. How are you? You know you're 92 today.
Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh,
the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees!


Then, he looked down at his crotch. Hello Willie! You little bugger.
Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 92.
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Old 17 April 2010, 12:19 AM   #2
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Old 17 April 2010, 12:43 AM   #3
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Old 17 April 2010, 12:45 AM   #4
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Old 17 April 2010, 12:53 AM   #6
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Old 17 April 2010, 05:09 AM   #7
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Old 17 April 2010, 08:24 AM   #8
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Old 17 April 2010, 09:09 AM   #9
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Old 19 April 2010, 12:39 AM   #10
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Old 19 April 2010, 11:57 PM   #11
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Old 20 April 2010, 12:25 AM   #12
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Hahah...Silly Willie here again....!
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Old 20 April 2010, 02:52 AM   #13
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