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padi56 · 9 October 2005, 10:07 PM

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.
Sensible" says Jeff.
So I get to her door, says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."
And what happened then?
I kicked her in the face.

JJ Irani · 10 October 2005, 04:14 AM

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Seadweller · 11 October 2005, 03:45 AM

9 October 2005, 10:07 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Beautiful Girl At Work. Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show. Sensible" says Jeff. So I get to her door, says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." And what happened then? I kicked her in the face. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

10 October 2005, 04:14 AM	#2
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10 October 2005, 05:37 PM	#4
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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