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Gedanken · 26 July 2005, 01:43 PM

A sparrow was so busy mucking about that he forgot to fly south for winter. By the time he got started it was too cold, and he froze in midair and landed in a paddock.

While he was lying on the ground thinking, "That's it, I'm going to freeze to death here", a cow came along and took a dump right on top of the bird.

The warm dung defrosted the sparrow, and he got up and started singing in joy, thinking that he had another chance. A cat came along, heard the singing, grabbed the bird and ate it.

The morals of the story are:

1) Not everybody who shits on you is an enemy
2) Not everybody who pulls you out of shit is a friend
3) When in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut

:mrgreen:

padi56 · 26 July 2005, 05:09 PM

LMAO

Rockrolex · 26 July 2005, 10:34 PM

ROTFLMAO.

JJ Irani · 27 July 2005, 04:34 AM

So very true! Excellent!

wildsidemtb · 3 May 2010, 08:14 PM

pz93c · 4 May 2010, 12:47 AM

figbo · 4 May 2010, 01:59 AM

True indeed!

Lion · 4 May 2010, 12:58 PM

Very good!!!

Bisquitlips · 4 May 2010, 01:01 PM

chrislkb · 16 May 2010, 02:17 PM

=) =d =p

Puffy · 17 May 2010, 01:00 AM

26 July 2005, 01:43 PM	#1
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Here's one Aesop never told A sparrow was so busy mucking about that he forgot to fly south for winter. By the time he got started it was too cold, and he froze in midair and landed in a paddock. While he was lying on the ground thinking, "That's it, I'm going to freeze to death here", a cow came along and took a dump right on top of the bird. The warm dung defrosted the sparrow, and he got up and started singing in joy, thinking that he had another chance. A cat came along, heard the singing, grabbed the bird and ate it. The morals of the story are: 1) Not everybody who shits on you is an enemy 2) Not everybody who pulls you out of shit is a friend 3) When in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut :mrgreen: __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

26 July 2005, 05:09 PM	#2
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