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Old 13 August 2010, 02:47 AM   #1
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Daddy Long Legs

A
father
watched
his young daughter
playing in the garden.
He
smiled as he
reflected
on how sweet and pure
his little girl was.

Tears
formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes.


.
Suddenly
she just
stopped and stared at the ground.



He
went over to her
to see what work of God had
captured her attention.


.
.
He
noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating.


'Daddy,
what are
those two spiders doing?'
she asked.



'They're mating,'
her father replied.



'What
do you call
the spider on top?' she asked.



A
Daddy Longlegs,'
her father answered.



'So,
the other one
is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.



As
his heart soared
with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question he replied,
'No dear.
Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'



'The little girl,
looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then lifted her foot and
stomped them flat.


. 'Well, she said, that may be OK in California ,
but we're not having any of that
shit in Texas'.
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Old 13 August 2010, 02:52 AM   #2
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lol ,,, love it
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Old 13 August 2010, 04:47 AM   #3
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Old 13 August 2010, 04:58 AM   #4
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Old 13 August 2010, 10:45 AM   #5
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Old 13 August 2010, 11:18 AM   #6
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Old 14 August 2010, 07:09 AM   #8
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That's daddy long legs mating will be 100% legally accepted with marriage certificates in some states soon
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Old 14 August 2010, 07:22 AM   #9
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Old 14 August 2010, 05:19 PM   #10
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Good One!...hey wait a minute...I live in California!
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