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Old 16 August 2010, 10:24 AM   #1
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Talking dog...

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale '.
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
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'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.
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After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'*

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'*

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'*'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
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'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
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'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit
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Just sum Sunday humour...!!
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Old 16 August 2010, 10:27 AM   #2
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Old 16 August 2010, 10:27 AM   #3
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Old 16 August 2010, 01:48 PM   #4
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Old 16 August 2010, 01:51 PM   #5
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Old 16 August 2010, 02:00 PM   #6
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Old 16 August 2010, 02:53 PM   #7
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Old 17 August 2010, 04:09 AM   #10
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