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2th Dr · 13 August 2010, 02:48 AM

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss
would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell
me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that
the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and
recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked
her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

dysondiver · 13 August 2010, 02:53 AM

lol , two in a row ,,,the man did good

kenhiraihnl · 13 August 2010, 03:39 AM

Dr.B · 13 August 2010, 03:54 AM

JJ Irani · 13 August 2010, 03:55 AM

figbo · 13 August 2010, 04:21 AM

Too damn funny!

rfknauss · 13 August 2010, 04:40 AM

sleddog · 13 August 2010, 10:22 AM

Chipmunk · 13 August 2010, 10:26 AM

limbo · 13 August 2010, 06:23 PM

swatty · 13 August 2010, 06:47 PM

pz93c · 14 August 2010, 03:27 AM

Doh!

Latrodectus · 15 August 2010, 09:02 AM

DCgator · 15 August 2010, 09:08 AM

Funny as sh*t..... LOL

ParisDakarBmw · 15 August 2010, 10:03 AM

Good one

Route 66 · 15 August 2010, 11:21 AM

GROAN

SSD · 16 August 2010, 02:11 AM

Bullseye! A really good one!!!

Brushpup · 16 August 2010, 04:02 AM

cujo · 16 August 2010, 11:03 AM

Another worth repeating! Thanks

Lion · 20 August 2010, 11:24 PM

Very funny!!!

13 August 2010, 02:48 AM	#1
2th Dr Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Mark-O! Location: Arlington, TX Watch: Rolex Posts: 12,714	Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!' (You're gonna love this....) She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

13 August 2010, 03:39 AM	#3
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15 August 2010, 09:08 AM	#14
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15 August 2010, 10:03 AM	#15
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15 August 2010, 11:21 AM	#16
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16 August 2010, 02:11 AM	#17
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16 August 2010, 11:03 AM	#19
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