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Old 12 August 2010, 06:36 PM   #1
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why is judas always leaning to the left in the last supper pictures?

Jesus and his apostles were out in the field one day.

Jesus said to his apostles get a piece of rock. so the apostles did. judas thought everybody was getting large heavy rocks ill go ahead and get a small one.

then when they all gathered Jesus said this will be your food for the day. "this is the food i get?!" judas thought.

the next day Jesus told them to get another rock. so they went. the others got a small rock and judas thought he should get a large rock this time.

when they all met jesus said this will be your burden for the day. "i have such a large burden!" judas thought

the next day Jesus told his disciples to get 2 rocks. so they did. judas being pissed off thought he should just get one large one and one small one to be sure this time.

Jesus said these rocks will be your balls. so judas now walks around leaning to one side
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Old 12 August 2010, 07:42 PM   #2
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Old 12 August 2010, 09:26 PM   #3
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