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Old 25 August 2010, 05:53 AM   #1
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Icon10 Pay Increase for the Maid

The Maid asked For a Pay Increase

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

The conversation went like this:

She asked:"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase??"

Maria:"Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife:"Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria:"Your husband said so."

Wife:"Oh."

Maria:"The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife:"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Your husband did."

Wife:"Oh."

Maria:"My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Wife, really furious now, "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria:"No, Señora...the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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Old 25 August 2010, 05:54 AM   #2
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Old 25 August 2010, 06:01 AM   #3
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Old 25 August 2010, 06:17 AM   #4
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Old 25 August 2010, 06:42 AM   #6
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Oh no, hahahahahahaha
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Old 25 August 2010, 06:48 AM   #7
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Old 25 August 2010, 07:05 AM   #8
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Old 25 August 2010, 07:27 AM   #9
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Old 25 August 2010, 08:06 AM   #10
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Old 25 August 2010, 08:55 AM   #11
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Old 25 August 2010, 08:59 AM   #12
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