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figbo · 13 August 2010, 02:43 AM

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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth.
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident
and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

pz93c · 13 August 2010, 04:44 AM

Yes. Yes it is.

rfknauss · 13 August 2010, 04:52 AM

Raf ..... did you catch any bass .... or did the snake show you up?

figbo · 13 August 2010, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by rfknauss

Raf ..... did you catch any bass .... or did the snake show you up?

The snake my friend,the snake!

darthmouse · 13 August 2010, 08:15 AM

Very good Raf!

sleddog · 13 August 2010, 10:12 AM

A perfect pet!!

swatty · 13 August 2010, 06:54 PM

limbo · 13 August 2010, 07:25 PM

cat's · 13 August 2010, 07:27 PM

Frog for Jack Daniels , wise snake!

JJ Irani · 14 August 2010, 06:37 AM

Lion · 25 August 2010, 01:50 AM

Very good!!!

STEELINOX · 25 August 2010, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

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I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth.
I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident
and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.

Now thats my kinda "Jack-Joke" !

Fact is I'm puttin it up in the Bar !

eric23 · 25 August 2010, 02:48 AM

Good One!!

ObscureLight · 26 August 2010, 01:44 AM

:)

Iron Dealer 1 · 28 August 2010, 03:45 AM

You'll have a friend for life!

13 August 2010, 02:43 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	A Jack Daniels Fishing Story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth. I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth. Life is good in the South. __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

13 August 2010, 04:52 AM	#3
rfknauss 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Richard Location: Macungie, PA Watch: 5513 Sub, LV Sub Posts: 14,497	Raf ..... did you catch any bass .... or did the snake show you up? __________________ *"Few things in life give man as great a pleasure as wearing a Rolex!"* TRF's "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Patron

13 August 2010, 10:12 AM	#6
sleddog TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Rob Location: Nearby. Posts: 24,930	A perfect pet!! __________________ He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!! TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..

14 August 2010, 06:37 AM	#10
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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

13 August 2010, 04:44 AM	#2
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	Yes. Yes it is.

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13 August 2010, 07:27 PM	#9
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25 August 2010, 02:48 AM	#13
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