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Dr. Robert · 1 September 2010, 02:51 AM

A man is walking down the street & enters a clock & watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead, gorgeous female sales clerk behind the counter.

He walks up to the counter where she's standing, unzips his pants, flops his thang out & flops it on the counter.

"What are you doing , sir?!?," she asks, "this is a clock & watch shop!"

He replies, "I know it is, & I would like 2 hands & a face put on this!"

Kokyuryoku · 1 September 2010, 02:52 AM

I didn't see that one coming

JJ Irani · 1 September 2010, 03:50 AM

eric23 · 1 September 2010, 05:09 AM

BH13GMT · 1 September 2010, 05:11 AM

like it!!!

Chipmunk · 1 September 2010, 05:14 AM

limbo · 1 September 2010, 06:27 AM

pz93c · 1 September 2010, 06:32 AM

Wouldn't we all?

kenhiraihnl · 1 September 2010, 07:03 AM

blackmsport · 1 September 2010, 07:59 AM

and he gets a Black and Decker" just like the other joke

rfknauss · 1 September 2010, 08:20 AM

swatty · 1 September 2010, 05:26 PM

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Lion · 4 September 2010, 03:31 PM

Very funny!!!

1 September 2010, 02:51 AM	#1
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