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Dr. Robert · 4 September 2010, 02:30 PM

It seems there's a fence between heaven & hell, which had fallen in disrepair.
St. Peter sought out Satan.

"Hey, Satan, it's your turn to fix the fence. The big guy says it looks awful. Get it done!"

"I like the way it looks," Satan answered "I'm not doing anything."

"You have to," said St. Peter. "It's your duty. You signed a contract when we built the fence, & you're obligated to repair it."

"You think I care about that contract?" asked Satan. "You should know better than that. I said I'm not doing anything, & if you don't leave me alone, I may just tell you what you can do w/ that contract."

"If you don't make the repair," St. Peter said angrily, "The law will make you.
If you don't live up to your obligation under the contract, we'll sue you."

"Sue me?" Satan couldn't help laughing, "Where are YOU gonna get a lawyer?"

JJ Irani · 4 September 2010, 02:52 PM

DCgator · 4 September 2010, 02:54 PM

Ouch!!

Lion · 4 September 2010, 03:19 PM

Very funny!!!

Chipmunk · 4 September 2010, 03:26 PM

rfknauss · 4 September 2010, 11:46 PM

4 September 2010, 02:30 PM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,120	The Fence It seems there's a fence between heaven & hell, which had fallen in disrepair. St. Peter sought out Satan. "Hey, Satan, it's your turn to fix the fence. The big guy says it looks awful. Get it done!" "I like the way it looks," Satan answered "I'm not doing anything." "You have to," said St. Peter. "It's your duty. You signed a contract when we built the fence, & you're obligated to repair it." "You think I care about that contract?" asked Satan. "You should know better than that. I said I'm not doing anything, & if you don't leave me alone, I may just tell you what you can do w/ that contract." "If you don't make the repair," St. Peter said angrily, "The law will make you. If you don't live up to your obligation under the contract, we'll sue you." "Sue me?" Satan couldn't help laughing, "Where are YOU gonna get a lawyer?" __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

4 September 2010, 02:52 PM	#2
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