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Chipmunk · 11 September 2010, 03:30 AM

What men would do if they had a female "sex organ" for a day?

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

R1@160@alltimes · 11 September 2010, 04:08 AM

Dr. Robert · 11 September 2010, 04:14 AM

you are a sick chipmunk...........

figbo · 11 September 2010, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Robert

you are a sick chipmunk...........

TattooedGQ · 11 September 2010, 04:36 AM

I'd keep things in mine....like a super secret pocket!!

Iron Dealer 1 · 11 September 2010, 04:38 AM

And you forgot to tee off from the reds!!!

Art 1 · 11 September 2010, 07:51 AM

11 September 2010, 03:30 AM	#1
Chipmunk "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Alvin Location: So Cal Watch: ROLEXES Posts: 5,390	Joke for Men What men would do if they had a female "sex organ" for a day? 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. __________________ "A thing of beauty is a joy forever"............John Keats

11 September 2010, 04:08 AM	#2
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Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,112	you are a sick chipmunk........... __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

11 September 2010, 04:36 AM	#5
TattooedGQ "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Justin Location: NY, USA Watch: yo self! Posts: 2,686	I'd keep things in mine....like a super secret pocket!! __________________ That boy's got the Devil in him. Rolex: I think I'm up to 9?? Omega: Got a few of those too. Breitling: And some of these.

11 September 2010, 04:38 AM	#6
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	And you forgot to tee off from the reds!!! __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

11 September 2010, 07:51 AM	#7
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