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12 September 2010, 04:17 AM | #1 |
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3 Men Standing in Front of God
God: Men, what vehicle you get in heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on earth.
Man #1: Please God, I am so sorry, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many beautiful women on earth, & I had to have them all. God: I am ashamed of you my man, for that I give you a run down Yugo that barely moves. Man#2: Dear God, please forgive me. I cheated on my wife once, only once! We were going thru some problems & I took the wrong turn. Please forgive me! God: My man, I am ashamed of you too. But I will be kinder to you. I give you a new VW beetle. Man #3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me. I loved & worshipped my wife. I brought her roses every day, I bought her gifts every anniversary, & we went travelling, had dinner out 3 times a week! God; OK my man, enough- I get the point. I am very proud of you. For that, I give you any vehicle you desire. 2 weeks later man #1 & man #2 are driving on heaven's freeway when they see man#3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Bentley Continental GT crying. Man #1 : Hey man, why are you sitting in your car crying your eyes out? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man..it's beautiful. Man #2: What's your problem? Man #3: I just saw my wife on roller skates.
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