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figbo · 9 September 2010, 10:21 AM

A guy went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew,
and his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin,
there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage
done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it.
I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied.
"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra.
She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.

Chipmunk · 9 September 2010, 10:23 AM

Art 1 · 9 September 2010, 10:25 AM

rfknauss · 9 September 2010, 10:38 AM

sleddog · 9 September 2010, 11:02 AM

:dumm y:

JJ Irani · 9 September 2010, 04:17 PM

prismresearch · 14 September 2010, 11:32 AM

I don't care who you are, that's funny stuff right there..............!!

Dr. Robert · 14 September 2010, 11:43 AM

limbo · 14 September 2010, 07:33 PM

swatty · 14 September 2010, 07:37 PM

9 September 2010, 10:21 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Duck hunting A guy went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew, and his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister." "Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye. __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

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