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Old 6 September 2010, 02:13 PM   #1
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Icon12 Condoms

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom and walks out of the store
laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's
no law preventing weird people from buying condoms.
Whoo knows... Maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and
again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the pharmacist.
What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him.
See where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts
cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist motions his clerk to go follow.

About an hour later, the clerk returns.
"So... Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.

"Your house."

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Old 6 September 2010, 02:41 PM   #2
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Old 6 September 2010, 02:42 PM   #3
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Old 6 September 2010, 11:31 PM   #6
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Old 7 September 2010, 03:10 AM   #7
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Old 8 September 2010, 06:57 AM   #11
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Old 9 September 2010, 03:49 PM   #12
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Old 18 September 2010, 04:45 PM   #13
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he should a just got a whole pack its cheaper.... guess the pharmacist wins that one...
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