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Old 8 September 2010, 05:21 AM   #1
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0 to 200 in 6 sec

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Old 8 September 2010, 05:22 AM   #2
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Old 8 September 2010, 06:03 AM   #3
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Old 8 September 2010, 06:40 AM   #4
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Old 8 September 2010, 07:01 AM   #5
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Poor Bob
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Old 8 September 2010, 08:14 AM   #6
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very good .... like it
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Old 8 September 2010, 12:57 PM   #7
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Old 9 September 2010, 05:38 AM   #8
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Bob is a little too wise...
Funny!
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Old 25 September 2010, 06:57 AM   #9
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Too funny. I'm surprised he made it to the first anniversary
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Old 25 September 2010, 06:59 AM   #10
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Old 25 September 2010, 07:07 AM   #11
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