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Dr. Robert · 25 September 2010, 01:49 AM

Just a thought.
Not politically correct in the U.S.A. Too messy.

Finally- an alternative to body scanners @ airports.
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that comes w/ full body scanners @ the airport.

It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, w/ none of this stuff about racial profiling. It would also eliminate
the costs of a long & expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!!!!

You're in the airport terminal & you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system....."Attention standby
passengers- we now have a seat available on flight # XXXX. Shalom!"

Rolexbroker · 25 September 2010, 02:11 AM

שָׁלוֹם עֲלֵיכֶם

figbo · 25 September 2010, 02:15 AM

That's fine with me!

Chipmunk · 25 September 2010, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

That's fine with me!

Me too.

pz93c · 25 September 2010, 05:52 AM

I'm good with that. too.

Art 1 · 26 September 2010, 10:58 AM

Idle Swede · 26 September 2010, 11:01 AM

Every airport in the world should have it.

rfknauss · 26 September 2010, 12:01 PM

Love it!

prismresearch · 28 September 2010, 04:12 AM

Never feel safer than when I'm in Israel................

blackmsport · 28 September 2010, 07:33 AM

well glad I am a VN'ese not a middle eastern as this joke may pee them off

Rolexitis · 28 September 2010, 10:29 AM

I like it....

R1@160@alltimes · 28 September 2010, 10:56 AM

Work for me too

figbo · 28 September 2010, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolexitis

I like it....

Hey buddy,how the heck are you?

Rolexitis · 29 September 2010, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

Hey buddy,how the heck are you?

Doing well! Don't get to stop in much these days, but always come straight to this section and look for Jokes posted by FIGBO

Lion · 29 September 2010, 12:29 PM

Hmmmm!!!

25 September 2010, 01:49 AM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,120	Israeli airport security Just a thought. Not politically correct in the U.S.A. Too messy. Finally- an alternative to body scanners @ airports. The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that comes w/ full body scanners @ the airport. It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, w/ none of this stuff about racial profiling. It would also eliminate the costs of a long & expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!!!! You're in the airport terminal & you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system....."Attention standby passengers- we now have a seat available on flight # XXXX. Shalom!" __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

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