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Old 1 October 2010, 12:31 PM   #1
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Duct Tape

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face."

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Old 1 October 2010, 05:52 PM   #2
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Now that made me laugh out loud!!!
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Old 1 October 2010, 07:35 PM   #3
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Old 2 October 2010, 06:45 AM   #4
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Old 2 October 2010, 06:58 AM   #5
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Oh man you are killing me
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Old 2 October 2010, 11:03 AM   #7
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Old 2 October 2010, 11:05 AM   #8
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Old 2 October 2010, 11:30 AM   #9
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Old 2 October 2010, 02:03 PM   #10
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"I kicked her in the face."

strong muscle like that he must be driving a slow car !!!!
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Old 4 October 2010, 12:41 PM   #12
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Old 13 October 2010, 09:02 PM   #13
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The old Boner Nazi Goose Step!!! always impresses the ladies

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