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13 October 2010, 10:35 PM
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Dead on the 1st Tee
A foursome of retired SF NCOs was calmly waiting at the men’s tee while
a foursome of women was hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies were taking their time. When the final lady was ready to tee off, she hacked the ball a grand total of ten feet. Then she walked over and whiffed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet. She angrily looked up at the patiently waiting men and sarcastically said, "I guess all those f------ g lessons I took over the winter didn't help..." One of the SF guys, a retired Master Sergeant, immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!" Poor bastard never even had a chance to duck. He was 51 ...
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14 October 2010, 12:09 AM
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 I wish I had the balls to say something like that, she deserved it....
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14 October 2010, 01:00 AM
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Just to clarify,SF stands for Special Forces ie;Green berets.
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14 October 2010, 01:05 AM
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Good one!
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14 October 2010, 04:00 AM
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14 October 2010, 04:04 AM
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14 October 2010, 05:41 AM
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14 October 2010, 11:56 PM
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Very good!!!
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15 October 2010, 12:06 PM
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