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Old 18 October 2010, 02:33 PM   #1
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Another golf joke

Guy rushes his wife to the ER where they do their thing and give him the news:

Dr: I'm afraid it doesn't look promising. She took a big hit on the head and it's put her into a coma.


Husband: It's all my fault... we were golfing and on the first hole I sent her up to the ladies tee to wait while I teed off and I shanked the damn ball right into her head... (he bows his head and trails off)...

Doctor: Well, that explains the bruised temple. Do you have any idea what the big bruise on her hip is from?


Husband: Oh, that was my mulligan...




ASIDE: Why do golf jokes always seem to involve having bad things happen to women???


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Old 19 October 2010, 01:44 PM   #2
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Hmmmm!!!
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Old 19 October 2010, 02:16 PM   #3
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Old 20 October 2010, 04:48 AM   #4
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That's why my wife won't golf ! LOL !
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