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23 February 2011, 09:01 AM
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BBQ Grill
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" |
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23 February 2011, 09:03 AM
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23 February 2011, 09:03 AM
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HaHa..:)
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23 February 2011, 10:21 AM
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Good one!
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23 February 2011, 11:02 AM
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Poor Ted.
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23 February 2011, 11:48 AM
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he he he
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25 February 2011, 05:35 AM
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Very good!!!
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25 February 2011, 07:10 PM
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26 February 2011, 02:55 AM
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Never, ever measure a woman's buttocks!
 
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26 February 2011, 07:06 AM
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