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Old 27 February 2011, 07:06 AM   #1
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Marriage !

Wife shoots husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children.

Husband said his credit card was stolen, but decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Husband got married & caught wifey in his arms. Now husband catches wife in his pockets.

Husband & wife's marriage was a love match, plain and simple, wife was plain and husband was simple.

Remember Boys & Girls - "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."

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Old 27 February 2011, 08:23 AM   #2
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Husband said his credit card was stolen, but decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife.
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Old 27 February 2011, 11:33 AM   #3
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Old 1 March 2011, 12:28 AM   #4
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Remember more than half of all marriages end in divorce!!!
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