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Old 25 February 2011, 06:38 PM   #1
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Thought of the day

If its got Tits or Tyres (tires) , its gonna give you trouble
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Old 26 February 2011, 02:57 AM   #2
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I've spent more on 2 ex-wives vs. 10 vehicles!!!!!!!
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Old 26 February 2011, 02:59 AM   #3
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Old 27 February 2011, 07:32 PM   #5
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Old 27 February 2011, 09:02 PM   #6
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Old 28 February 2011, 04:46 AM   #8
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oh dear.... I love tits and love tyres also
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Old 28 February 2011, 05:14 AM   #9
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If its got Tits or Tyres (tires) , its gonna give you trouble


True statement imho....
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Old 28 February 2011, 05:45 AM   #10
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I gotta get 4 tires & four shocks/struts on the vehicle tomorrow.......still a bargain
compared to monies spent on the ex-wives................and between you & I & the walls
the ride is better w/ the vehicle than the ex-wives
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Old 1 March 2011, 01:07 AM   #11
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I have similar problems - except it's d.cks and I don't mean ducks.
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Old 1 March 2011, 02:14 AM   #12
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I have similar problems - except it's d.cks and I don't mean ducks.
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Old 1 March 2011, 05:26 AM   #13
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I have similar problems - except it's d.cks and I don't mean ducks.
D..ks and tyres
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D..ks and tyres

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Old 1 March 2011, 06:18 AM   #15
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Ladies & gentlemen......either way, t%ts, d&cks......cars are cheaper to keep!
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