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Old 5 March 2011, 01:41 AM   #1
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The biker

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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Old 5 March 2011, 01:56 AM   #2
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Old 5 March 2011, 06:16 AM   #3
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Old 5 March 2011, 08:51 AM   #6
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Old 5 March 2011, 10:00 AM   #7
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A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Haaay Baklaaaa !!! :D
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Old 5 March 2011, 10:05 AM   #8
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Haaay Baklaaaa !!! :D
Bakla for sure,like Oscar!
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Raf was that u????
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Bakla for sure,like Oscar!

True dat, Rafa! :D
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