A teacher left her aide in the classroom...............

[idk01]

A teacher left her aide in the classroom to distribute the examination
materials to the graduating class of the all-male private school. Her
final instructions were "Be sure to hand everything out very carefully
and deliberately." The aide puzzled over this for a moment but couldn't
understand it.

He began giving out the papers, but due to his inexperience found himself
only a quarter done with just a few minutes left until the exam was due
to start. Desperate, he gathered up the rest of the sheets and began to
throw them across the room, yelling "Catch!" to each student as he did
so. At first it was kind of a playful game, but soon he noticed that even
the students not involved in the sport were beginning to breath heavier.
As the panting turned into grunting, he began to be a little nervous and
backed toward the door, staring from side to side as the behaviour became
more and more -- the only word he could think of - - primitive.

As he reached the bottom of the pile of papers and pitched it to the last
student, the room erupted with howling and growling. He was certain he
could see the students physically transforming before his eyes. With a
shout of fright he turned and ran as quickly as he could to the teachers'
lounge.

The teacher took one look at him and leapt to her feet. Startled, he put
a hand to his face and, with a shock, felt a heavy growth of beard that
certainly hadn't been there that morning.

Without a word, the teacher rushed from the room, grabbing her aide's
wrist on the way by. Frantically, they sprinted back to the classroom.

As they rounded the corner, they saw that they were too late. The door
had been torn from its hinges and they glimpsed the hairy back of the
missing-link-like creature that, until mere minutes before, had been a
student with at least a veneer of civilisation. They entered the
classroom side by side and stopped dead, as though choreographed. The
destruction was complete: desks smashed into fragments, blackboards
cracked, shredded sheets of the exam everywhere.

She said nothing, but the teacher's eyes were full of reproach.

"But ... but ... why did it happen?" asked the bewildered assistant.

"Oh, you fool! Don't you know what happens to men when they get too much
test tossed around?"

[AWATCH]

Dave, this one sneaks up on ya

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[Lion]

Very funny!!!

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Arrrrgh!!

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