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T5AUS · 8 November 2009, 06:10 AM

The Next Pandemic

I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.

I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.

From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu.

This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case.

Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down.

However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately rent a DVD and take some Advil (Advil seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu). Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases. If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick.

Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.

Cheers!

idk01 · 8 November 2009, 09:29 AM

Brilliant advice Phil

Time to rent a DVD

figbo · 8 November 2009, 10:17 AM

Love it!

onkyo · 8 November 2009, 11:32 AM

Coming down with the same illness here....

Latrodectus · 8 November 2009, 11:42 AM

know that feeling

swatty · 8 November 2009, 02:21 PM

Good advice

JJ Irani · 8 November 2009, 03:30 PM

sleddog · 8 November 2009, 03:50 PM

I can feel it comming on right now!!!!! Where's the nearest Mc Donalds?????

dalip · 9 November 2009, 09:45 PM

so glad I'm not alone

TSW · 21 July 2011, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dalip

so glad I'm not alone

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mitchy · 22 July 2011, 07:58 PM

8 November 2009, 06:10 AM	#1
T5AUS Banned Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: USA Watch: ing the time go by Posts: 1,444	Wine flue The Next Pandemic I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc. From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case. Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately rent a DVD and take some Advil (Advil seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu). Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases. If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick. Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period. Cheers!

8 November 2009, 09:29 AM	#2
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Brilliant advice Phil Time to rent a DVD __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

8 November 2009, 10:17 AM	#3
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swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Good advice

8 November 2009, 03:50 PM	#8
sleddog TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Rob Location: Nearby. Posts: 24,931	I can feel it comming on right now!!!!! Where's the nearest Mc Donalds????? __________________ He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!! TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..

9 November 2009, 09:45 PM	#9
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