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Old 9 April 2011, 11:53 AM   #1
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A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat? "Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters. "Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days. "The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny Billy? "Well miss, I just saw both of your garters. "Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom! " This time the punishment is more severe,"I don't want to see you for three weeks. "Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom. "Where do you think you are going? " she asks. "Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over! "
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Old 9 April 2011, 12:56 PM   #2
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Old 10 April 2011, 09:40 AM   #3
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Old 10 April 2011, 01:23 PM   #4
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Old 10 April 2011, 09:51 PM   #5
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Old 10 April 2011, 10:02 PM   #6
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Old 11 April 2011, 02:29 AM   #7
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Old 11 April 2011, 02:34 AM   #8
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Old 11 April 2011, 05:32 AM   #9
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Old 11 April 2011, 09:50 PM   #10
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Old 16 April 2011, 05:48 AM   #11
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hng someone could tell you but then he'd be out of here for some weeks ;)
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Old 16 April 2011, 06:20 AM   #12
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Old 16 April 2011, 06:58 AM   #13
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I was banned for life too.... for what I saw in my class
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Old 20 April 2011, 10:59 PM   #14
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Old 21 July 2011, 05:07 PM   #16
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I gotta remember this one for my teachers! Haha!
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Old 24 September 2011, 03:00 AM   #19
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pics or it didn't happen.. hahahaha
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Old 24 September 2011, 08:50 AM   #21
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Hahahaahahahaha! Fantastic!
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