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Old 5 September 2011, 07:08 AM   #1
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Girls VS Guys>>>>

The girl has been gone all night. The guy asks where she was. The girl says she has slept over at a friend. The guy call the
girl's 10 best friends, but no one said that she had slept over there.

A guy comes home after being gone all night. The girl asks where he was. The guy says he slept over at a friend. The girl
calls the guy's 10 best friends. Eight of them says that he slept with them, and the other two said that he is still sleeping!

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Old 5 September 2011, 07:16 AM   #2
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Old 5 September 2011, 02:36 PM   #3
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Old 5 September 2011, 03:21 PM   #5
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Old 6 September 2011, 12:11 AM   #6
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Old 6 September 2011, 01:31 AM   #7
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Old 6 September 2011, 01:33 AM   #8
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Old 6 September 2011, 01:34 AM   #9
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Old 6 September 2011, 02:04 PM   #10
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Old 6 September 2011, 09:53 PM   #11
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Old 6 September 2011, 10:23 PM   #12
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Old 7 September 2011, 01:01 AM   #13
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Old 7 September 2011, 01:13 AM   #14
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love the realism behind this joke

you know who ur real guy mates are!

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Old 7 September 2011, 11:47 PM   #16
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Accept guys don't have 10 "best friends" ;-)
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Old 21 October 2011, 07:27 PM   #18
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