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Old 25 November 2005, 06:35 PM   #1
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How many TRF Members to change a light bulb.

1. To change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14. To share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7. To caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1. To move it to the Lighting section
2. To argue then move it to the Technical section
7. JJ.to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5. To flame the spell checkers
3. To correct spelling/grammar flames
6. To argue with JJ over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2. Industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15. Know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19. To post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.
11. To defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36. To debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
7. To post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
4. To post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs .
3. To post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
13. To link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5. To post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
4. To say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13. To say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1. Forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Old 25 November 2005, 11:31 PM   #2
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So true!
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Old 26 November 2005, 01:42 AM   #3
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Old 26 November 2005, 02:16 AM   #4
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You forgot a few:
2 posters of fake light bulbs
1 troll talking about how light bulbs are shite and candles should be used
1 JJ posting about light bulbs having sex
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Old 26 November 2005, 03:03 AM   #5
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ROFLMAO!!!! So true!!

Another one is several posts hijacking the thread to a subject other than light bulbs.....

What is everyone having for lunch today?
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Old 26 November 2005, 03:05 AM   #6
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ROFLMAO!!!! So true!!

Another one is several posts hijacking the thread to a subject other than light bulbs.....

What is everyone having for lunch today?
I'm having light bulb stew Just finishing wolfing down a hamburger and chips (or fries ). I'm on health food today
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Old 26 November 2005, 03:22 AM   #7
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LMAO!! on a Saturday morning. A cracker of a thread, you guys!!
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Old 26 November 2005, 03:49 AM   #8
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Hopefully the Trolls electrocuted themselves Bruce.
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Old 26 November 2005, 03:55 AM   #9
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LOL, we can only hope Peter
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Old 26 November 2005, 03:55 AM   #10
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What is everyone having for lunch today?
Just got back from Dunn's Deli... Montreal smoked meat on Rye, chips and cole slaw.
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Old 26 November 2005, 04:03 AM   #11
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Montreal smoked meat on Rye
Is that just a posh word for Spam
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Old 26 November 2005, 04:05 AM   #12
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Is that just a posh word for Spam
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Old 26 November 2005, 04:11 AM   #13
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Is that just a posh word for Spam
It's more like pastrami, but greasier.
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Old 26 November 2005, 04:18 AM   #14
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It's more like pastrami, but greasier.
Paspamie on rye,great stuff.
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Paspamie on rye,great stuff.
Spam is really good when you form it to look like a turkey, for xmas dinner!
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1. Stupid Canadian who disses a Dutch Boy for asking a perfectly valid question about light bulbs.
12. To ask what polishing cloth to use on their respective light bulbs.


Great thread Is is corect that I could have seen this one before?
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Old 26 November 2005, 09:40 AM   #17
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1. Stupid Canadian who disses a Dutch Boy for asking a perfectly valid question about light bulbs.
12. To ask what polishing cloth to use on their respective light bulbs.


Great thread Is is corect that I could have seen this one before?
You forgot one cheap ass Dutchman with gold pants.
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