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Sweramic · 21 May 2012, 06:20 AM

MENLO PARK, CA

Dear Potential Investor,

For years, you've wasted your time on Facebook. Now here’s your chance to waste your money on it, too. Tomorrow is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking. How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000’s?

For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren’t based on real businesses. Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep. Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.

Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money. And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk. We totally stole this idea from iTunes.

Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you’ll be far from alone. As a result of using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have suffered mild to moderate brain damage, impairing their ability to make reasoned judgments. These will be your fellow Facebook investors.

With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook’s IPO will net $100 billion. To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five trades to lose that much money.

One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I’m expected to earn from Facebook’s IPO? Well, I’m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $18 billion. LOL.

Friend me,

Mark

FeelingTheBlues · 21 May 2012, 07:49 AM

That's quite funny!

Mosco · 21 May 2012, 09:38 AM

Brilliant

onkyo · 21 May 2012, 10:22 AM

Lol....

hdrazor251 · 21 May 2012, 11:03 AM

By where this is posted you mean it's a joke and not real?

DCgator · 21 May 2012, 11:20 AM

Funny!

Kevin B · 21 May 2012, 02:23 PM

Smiling all the way to the bank

Gaijin · 21 May 2012, 11:31 PM

I just can't be bothered with FB. Can't tell you how many times in a conversation with someone I meet they ask me to friend them on FB only to look at me like they sucked on a lemon when I tell them I don't have it.

"F Facebook." "I want nothing to do with it."

Stock is dropping now at the opening bell.

MoBe · 22 May 2012, 01:57 AM

Dear Mr. Zuckerberg,

go - - - - yourself!

pacifichrono · 22 May 2012, 02:23 AM

Postscript from Mark Zuckerberg:

"Ha-ha...did you notice how I established my net worth one day BEFORE I got married? We can't all be geniuses!

All the best, Mark

"

mjclark32 · 22 May 2012, 02:36 AM

Hahaha

TSW · 22 May 2012, 04:26 AM

Lol

swatty · 22 May 2012, 08:21 PM

Sweramic · 23 May 2012, 01:27 AM

Stock is down today as well... The pricing of the company is still crazy!

mboverst · 23 May 2012, 02:11 AM

Haha, that's great!

MonBK · 23 May 2012, 02:29 AM

:)

77T · 28 May 2012, 03:14 AM

Vacuous is apt with regard to FB

perpetualman88 · 28 May 2012, 03:24 AM

haha well done sir

Art 1 · 28 May 2012, 04:37 AM

liptonnr · 28 May 2012, 12:50 PM

SeanLandsnaes · 30 May 2012, 03:29 AM

Awesome!

21 May 2012, 06:20 AM	#1
Sweramic "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Europe Watch: Movies Posts: 4,531	A Letter From Mark Zuckerberg MENLO PARK, CA Dear Potential Investor, For years, you've wasted your time on Facebook. Now here’s your chance to waste your money on it, too. Tomorrow is Facebook’s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking. How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000’s? For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren’t based on real businesses. Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep. Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know. Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money. And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk. We totally stole this idea from iTunes. Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you’ll be far from alone. As a result of using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have suffered mild to moderate brain damage, impairing their ability to make reasoned judgments. These will be your fellow Facebook investors. With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook’s IPO will net $100 billion. To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five trades to lose that much money. One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I’m expected to earn from Facebook’s IPO? Well, I’m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $18 billion. LOL. Friend me, Mark __________________ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't. -Warren Buffet

21 May 2012, 07:49 AM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	That's quite funny! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

21 May 2012, 09:38 AM	#3
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	Brilliant __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

21 May 2012, 11:03 AM	#5
hdrazor251 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Real Name: Jeff Location: Arizona Watch: is recovered!! Posts: 4,255	By where this is posted you mean it's a joke and not real? __________________ 16753 GMT Master, 16613 Bluesy, 16710 GMT Master II, 16570 Polar Explorer II-Stolen & Recovered!! Card Carrying Member of the Global Assoc. of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

22 May 2012, 02:23 AM	#10
pacifichrono "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Real Name: Tom Location: San Diego Watch: 1968 GMT 1675 Posts: 1,059	Postscript from Mark Zuckerberg: "Ha-ha...did you notice how I established my net worth one day BEFORE I got married? We can't all be geniuses! All the best, Mark " __________________ Regards from Sunny San Diego..........Tom

21 May 2012, 10:22 AM	#4
onkyo Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Pav Location: Manhattan Posts: 11,495	Lol....

21 May 2012, 11:20 AM	#6
DCgator "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: PNW Watch: DS,BLNR,SubLV,DJ2 Posts: 8,123	Funny!

21 May 2012, 02:23 PM	#7
Kevin B "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: San Diego Posts: 324	Smiling all the way to the bank

21 May 2012, 11:31 PM	#8
Gaijin 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Japan Watch: ing your back. Posts: 16,179	I just can't be bothered with FB. Can't tell you how many times in a conversation with someone I meet they ask me to friend them on FB only to look at me like they sucked on a lemon when I tell them I don't have it. "F Facebook." "I want nothing to do with it." Stock is dropping now at the opening bell.

22 May 2012, 01:57 AM	#9
MoBe "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Canada Posts: 6,773	Dear Mr. Zuckerberg, go - - - - yourself!

22 May 2012, 02:36 AM	#11
mjclark32 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: MJC Location: PHL USA Watch: IWC, Rolex, AP Posts: 29,232	Hahaha __________________

22 May 2012, 04:26 AM	#12
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22 May 2012, 08:21 PM	#13
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23 May 2012, 01:27 AM	#14
Sweramic "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Europe Watch: Movies Posts: 4,531	Stock is down today as well... The pricing of the company is still crazy! __________________ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't. -Warren Buffet

23 May 2012, 02:11 AM	#15
mboverst "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Matt Location: Dallas Posts: 1,683	Haha, that's great!

23 May 2012, 02:29 AM	#16
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	:)

28 May 2012, 03:14 AM	#17
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,015	Vacuous is apt with regard to FB __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

28 May 2012, 03:24 AM	#18
perpetualman88 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Real Name: David Farkas Location: Los Angeles Watch: 116610, 5712/1A Posts: 8,182	haha well done sir

28 May 2012, 04:37 AM	#19
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