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padi56 · 12 June 2012, 09:08 PM

"Hello, Señor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead".

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the international competition?"

"Si, Señor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did
he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Señor Rod.."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"
"The thoroughbred, Señor Rod."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes, Señor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Señor."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."
"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"

"Yes, Señor Rod."

"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Señor Rod."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Señor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I
thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G15 204g
titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft."

SILENCE ...
LONG SILENCE ...
VERY LONG SILENCE ...

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep sh#t and you will be fired when I get home."

Sweramic · 12 June 2012, 09:20 PM

DCgator · 12 June 2012, 09:37 PM

Classic! :D

swatty · 12 June 2012, 10:01 PM

FeelingTheBlues · 13 June 2012, 12:27 AM

TSW · 13 June 2012, 04:19 AM

:))

77T · 16 June 2012, 02:48 PM

somatic · 17 June 2012, 02:00 AM

Rofl!!

mitchy · 22 June 2012, 12:58 AM

12 June 2012, 09:08 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Telephone Rings At Dawn. "Hello, Señor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the international competition?" "Si, Señor, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?" "From eating the rotten meat, Señor Rod.." "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse." "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Señor Rod." "My prize thoroughbred is dead?" "Yes, Señor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Señor." "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!" "Yes, Señor Rod." "But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Señor Rod." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!" "Your wife's, Señor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G15 204g titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft." SILENCE ... LONG SILENCE ... VERY LONG SILENCE ... "Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep sh#t and you will be fired when I get home." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 June 2012, 09:20 PM	#2
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13 June 2012, 12:27 AM	#5
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13 June 2012, 04:19 AM	#6
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16 June 2012, 02:48 PM	#7
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12 June 2012, 09:37 PM	#3
DCgator "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: PNW Watch: DS,BLNR,SubLV,DJ2 Posts: 8,123	Classic! :D

12 June 2012, 10:01 PM	#4
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17 June 2012, 02:00 AM	#8
somatic Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Real Name: Jeff Location: Las Colinas, TX Watch: President Posts: 51	Rofl!!

22 June 2012, 12:58 AM	#9
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