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padi56 · 20 June 2012, 04:12 PM

A tough old cowboy from southern alberta counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter did this religiously to the age of 103 when she died.

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Bangel · 21 June 2012, 12:15 AM

I bet she would have had what medical people call explosive bowel movements!

FeelingTheBlues · 21 June 2012, 02:17 AM

That one is excellent!

mitchy · 22 June 2012, 12:41 AM

TSW · 22 June 2012, 07:14 AM

:)

swatty · 22 June 2012, 06:46 PM

77T · 24 June 2012, 03:55 AM

20 June 2012, 04:12 PM	#1
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21 June 2012, 02:17 AM	#3
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21 June 2012, 12:15 AM	#2
Bangel "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Australia Watch: 116610LN Posts: 15,802	I bet she would have had what medical people call explosive bowel movements!

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