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padi56 · 19 June 2012, 10:45 PM

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 999 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

mjclark32 · 19 June 2012, 10:47 PM

Hahaha

mitchy · 20 June 2012, 02:18 AM

FeelingTheBlues · 20 June 2012, 02:43 AM

subtona · 20 June 2012, 02:49 AM

good one,

check out the sense of humor on the usually serious Mr Peter

padi56 · 20 June 2012, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by subtona

good one,

check out the sense of humor on the usually serious Mr Peter

Not serious only with Rolex and there watches and history,if you look back in the Joke section,you will see hundreds of jokes posted by myself from the last page 291 since TRF started back in 2005

subtona · 20 June 2012, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

Not serious only with Rolex and there watches and history,if you look back in the Joke section,you will see hundreds of jokes posted by myself from the last page 291 since TRF started back in 2005

i typically see your posts in the thread, as the guy that grounds the conversation when its start to fill with helium, always appreciated.

thanks for the jokes as well

toph · 20 June 2012, 10:17 AM

hahaha

77T · 24 June 2012, 02:58 AM

byeedo · 24 June 2012, 05:14 AM

Lol

19 June 2012, 10:45 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	Health Insurance. A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 999 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank." "Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

19 June 2012, 10:47 PM	#2
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20 June 2012, 02:43 AM	#4
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20 June 2012, 02:49 AM	#5
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20 June 2012, 10:17 AM	#8
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